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TWO WHITE GUYS AND A NIGERIAN LADY
Two white guys, British and American and a Nigerian lady were sitting together in Golden Tulip bar in Lagos, waiting to be served. The barman came to take their orders, the British man said, “Johnny Walker single” the American guy said, “Jack Daniels single“. The barman finally turns to the Nigerian lady and asked, “And you Madam? “She replied, “MONSURATU SALAU, Married.

AN ILLITERATE IBO CHIEF
At a launching ceremony an illiterate Ibo chief noticed that each dignitary making a donation had two titles attached to his name. For instance, Chief (Dr) Micheal Ohenhe, Prof (Pastor) Felix Okechukwu etc. The Chief determined not to allow anyone upstage him at the occasion. When it was his turn to speak, he took the mic and announced thus: I, Late (Chief) Robinson Aramilieba Magnus Adusy 1 donate the sum of N500,000 cash. Late Who?? The hall was empty in 60seconds.

‎A WIDOW & HER BOYFRIEND
A widow told her boyfriend: No sex please. I’m still mourning my husband’s death.
Boyfriend: That’s why I have worn a black condom. So open your legs and accept my DEEP condolence

MALAM SULE
Malam Sule bought a new bullet proof jeep for N75M.While visiting Warri, he was attacked by armed robbers who rained bullets on his car. To his amazement the car resisted all. So he started abusing the bandits. One of them gestured that he could not hear him, so Malam Sule brought down his window and shouted: “shege danbura’uba, barawo banza, dan iska ne’ kowei, waka”… He has since been buried according to Muslim rites

SUE & CAROL
Sue’s friend Carol was complaining about having a sore throat. Sue said, “When I have a sore throat I always give my husband a blow job, swallow his jizz, and the next day it’s better, you should try it.”
Next day Carol comes in singing. “How did it go then?” asks Sue. “Brilliant,” says Carol, “your husband couldn’t believe it was your idea”

A DRUNK GUY
A drunk guy gave his phone to his friend and said “please send an sms to my girlfriend, my handwriting is bad”

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